9051.) My friend decided to take me to church. I thought she was being nice. Turns out, she thought I “needed to be saved.” I feel offended by this.
(via blogsecret)
Don’t worry, you won’t be friends with that two faced Jesus bitch for long. Keep praying she immaculately concieves while she fondling the alter boy after mass.
That happened to me once…we’re no longer friends…thank god!
;DD
I gave my friend the original transformers movie and told him “You need to be blessed by our lord and savior prime- he died for our sins you know.”
I think I love you. <3
So what are you afraid of? <3
